Dear internet, please record this. I’ve done my part.
If you’re having funding problems I feel bad for you son
I got 99 problems but my pitch ain’t one
I got a app patrol shipping version dos
Foes that wanna take my human capital
Analysts saying “Money, Cash, IPOs”
Steve Ballmer, speaking during a conference call on the Nokia deal this morning.
I mean, he actually said this — while typing on his Microsoft Surface RT with Windows RT featuring Office 2011 Pro Plus with Microsoft Live SkyDrive for Enterprise Workgroups using Azure for the Cloud 2013 Bing Edition 7.43 and a Touch Cover.
Well, right, it’s very easy to feel defeated when the false becomes true. You can think of the Law as an enormous simulation of the world, where everything has been accounted for with some legal approximation. Questions are fed into it, you turn the crank, and out comes ‘what happened,’ according…